A need and a want....

Okay, I have a need and a want on this fine Wednesday afternoon. I want a new vacuum cleaner. The silly thing won't pick up a single piece of dirt but when I put my hand up to the extension it feels like it could suck the life's blood out of me!!! How is that possible? I could take the time to really clean it out but that seems too difficult and time-consuming. Now for my need. I need a MAID. Now, I know what you're thinking. That sounds backwards. She needs a new vacuum cleaner and wants a maid. No. I NEED a Maid. I had 30 minutes of free time today in which I cleaned the entire bathroom, vacuumed the upstairs, cleaned the kitchen and started yet another load of laundry and there is so much more that really needs doing. Oh, well. Maybe for my birthday. Ha! I actually love cleaning the house but I'm finding it increasingly harder to make the time. Right now as I type, there is a boy demanding my attention and a little girl wanting me to color. So I leave you Louisianians with a final thought. If I can't have a MAID could you please send me some Southern MAID donuts?????? That would soften the blow somewhat.