The Case of the Andersons vs. Reagan Anderson

Here is the mug shot of the defendant, Reagan Anderson. Wanted for charges such as entering the pantry without prior authorization, tampering with half-empty bread bags, consuming valuable food products i.e. cheetos, and failing to apologize when questioned about said happenings. The 42 year old (in dog years) was last seen earlier this week nabbing meat from an unsuspecting 3 year-olds picnic plate around lunch time in Canton, Ga wearing a sable and white coat in need of brushing. As obvious from the above photograph, his eyes appeared to be glassy as if on some sort of mind altering substance which would indeed explain his behavior as of late. An eywitness of the theft, Annie Anderson, stated, "When I was going to get Ella's drink, he ate her Vienna sausages! We thought he was a good dog." The Andersons merely want to see justice served, obtain court costs, and recoop the money wasted on bread, vienna sausages and cheetos. Reagan is set for trial later this month but his attorneys are having great difficulty finding an appropriate jury.